Jon Miller

Boring name.

Creative writer.

Pacifico

To celebrate the lifestyle of the Pacifico brand, we printed the coordinates of incredible locations on their iconic, yellow bottle caps.

Goodwill x Dell

The brief asked for a simple print refresh. We overdelivered and created Dell’s first video game: a retro game where you recycle retro tech.

Lennox

Air conditioners and heaters are intentionally hidden, so we turned them into something people couldn't look away from.

Musings

  • Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites hasn’t been nearly as useful as I thought it would be.

  • Without a doubt, Shamu is one of my top 5 or 6 favorite killer whales ever.

  • How many people do you need to man a submarine? 8? 100? I honestly have no idea.

  • Whenever I see a skinny person eating a salad I think “you could be so much happier right now” and there in lies my problem.

  • There's no crazy cat lady equivalent for dogs. That's just a sensible human being.

  • It kinda amazes me that our solution to garbage is still to gather it into small piles and then put those into bigger piles and then the end.

  • I imagine the best part about living in New York is there's no expectation or pressure to become a homeowner.

  • Are police sketch artists cops who are uniquely talented or artists who have a thirst for justice?

  • Cat got your tongue, cat's out of the bag, more than one way to skin a cat... what the hell were people doing with cats?

  • Accidentally buying a shirt I already have from the Gap is probably the whitest thing I've ever done.

  • I've never gotten in a car with more than two bumper stickers on it and felt safe.

  • Whenever I don’t get any mail for a few days I take a split-second to wonder if I’m dead.

  • I wouldn’t call myself a hero, but I refuse to click on sponsored posts to not encourage them.

  • If I was in high school, there's no way I'd play a VR game around friends without wearing a cup.

  • Top 5 best St. Patrick's Day movies of all time: 1. The Fugitive

  • Whenever I'm feeling paranoid I simply remind myself "nobody thinks about you" and I feel better.

  • Starbucks food couldn't look less appetizing. It's like it's on display in a museum.

  • I don't get why anyone would want to be an NBA ref. It's just 3 hours of giant millionaires yelling at you.

  • I basically use dating apps just to see who I could hypothetically go out with if I didn't want to lie on my couch all weekend.

  • I'd listen to a life coach because anyone who can make a career out of something so ridiculous deserves attention.

  • Why do people write their LinkedIn summaries in the third person? We know you wrote it.

  • When you describe yourself as someone who "loves to laugh" I feel like I'm reading your obituary.

  • This may not be fair, but whenever someone punctuates their own sentence with "lol" I immediately assume they're an idiot.

  • I'm not saying I chose the wrong career path. I just doubt the one I'm on now will ever lead to an ice cream flavor being named after me.

  • Most of my childhood was spent chasing another kid who stole my hat.

  • Whenever I'm asked to enter my email address to unsubscribe from a mailing list I feel like it's a trap.

  • What was the rule with the old-timey, black & white prison caps? Did the prisoners get in trouble if they took them off? I must know this.

  • Nobody else knows how to use a roundabout either. Just start driving and try not to hit anyone.

  • I'd be a little bummed if I was a passenger on the Orient Express but wasn't invited to the murder.

  • I've seen enough '90s sitcoms to know you should never ride an elevator with a pregnant woman.

  • Nobody writes songs about the moon anymore. What happened? It's not like the moon went anywhere.

  • Prop guys never quite figured out rocks.

  • I've decided I'm going to donate my body to math.

  • Are you better off than you were 4 years ago? Of course not. You're 4 years closer to death.

Dell Technologies

Customer stories can be kinda meh. We dialed it up with a new series featuring the latest Avatar and a digital art exhibit on Denmark St.

Lennox

When you get the chance to write fairy tales about an octopus dealing with humidity and an elephant king with allergies, you have to take it.

Ascension

The biggest complaint among patients? Their doctor doesn’t listen to them. But Ascension doctors do, so they can see your whole picture.

GSD&M x Southwest

This might seem like an odd thing to include but people I trust have told me the writing is pretty fun. Maybe you’ll feel the same.